Hello world, Stina here. My first year in film has been pretty bad because my crew is pretty bad. They’re kinda awful people, but I’m still having a good time. Lauren fits her role of a stuck up bully perfectly! Bridget cries about everything which is pretty annoying but I laugh at her. We all just hate Jamie. Since our crew is all girls (Brendan is not a real member), we segregate ourselves from the other antifeminist crews because we are obviously superior. Nobody in our crew agrees about anything, so our movie will probably be bad, but our crew in general is way better.
See, Brendan isn’t real.